That reminds me of a story. My fiance had a guy drop off a resume that said:
A) He couldn't sit down for a long time because of his back
B) He couldn't stand up for a long time because of his back
C) He couldn't do physical labor because of his back
D) He wouldn't work for less than $25/hr
This was at a construction place...they had that up on the bulletin board for a while
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