So I got my daily dose of embarassment...

**benk** · 02-27-2009, 02:00 PM

So I had some errands to run this afternoon, take my rental car back, go to the bank, and whilst I was out I decided I should pick up some lunch as well. I take the rental car back, go to the bank, and stop at Jimmy John's for lunch. At Jimmy John's there was a super cute woman working the counter, and she was being friendly, a little too friendly for a typical restaurant employee (hint). I get my order and leave, as I am walking out the door she says "Have a nice day sir" and winks at me. I am thinking she is just being flirtatious, and get in the car and drive home. I get home, eat my sandwich (Bootlegger club, for you other Jimmy John's fanatics out there), and hop on the computer to do some forum browsing. Well I drop a pen on the floor, so I leaned down to pick it up, and I noticed my fly is down. Right then it hits me, I haven't used the restroom since before I left the house. My fly was down the entire time I was out! The kicker of it all is, today I am going commando. Guess I know why the woman at Jimmy John's was being so friendly. I am half tempted to go back and apologize, and try and get her number.

Just thought I would share, cause this has me in tears from laughing so hard.

**86CamaroZ28** · 02-27-2009, 02:03 PM

Don't worry, she probably couldn't see it anyways.

***CMYZ28*** · 02-27-2009, 02:10 PM

Maybe she wanting to go fishing and wanted to borrow a nightcrawler?

**86CamaroZ28** · 02-27-2009, 02:13 PM

Originally Posted by CMYZ28

Maybe she wanting to go fishing and wanted to borrow a nightcrawler?

Its ice fishing season. She wanted a little wax worm.

**00Z28SS** · 02-27-2009, 02:13 PM

That's awesome!

**kovacs32** · 02-27-2009, 02:19 PM

she musta been wearing a pair of these in order to spy anything

**YLWFVR** · 02-27-2009, 02:24 PM

LOL.... that is hilarious. Question is, if your junk was hangin out of your pants since this morning, chances are it would have rubbed against the zipper, or the exposure to the cold air.....

**Shadow X** · 02-27-2009, 02:28 PM

wtf!!!! Go back and get her number.....!!!!!!

**benk** · 02-27-2009, 02:38 PM

Originally Posted by YLWFVR

LOL.... that is hilarious. Question is, if your junk was hangin out of your pants since this morning, chances are it would have rubbed against the zipper, or the exposure to the cold air.....

I changed into street clothes right before I left, must of never zipped em up.