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  1. 01-12-2011, 07:45 PM #1
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    Default What's grosser than gross jokes

    Anyone remember these when we were kids? I used to know a whole bunch of them, now I can only remember a few.

    Like... "What's grosser than gross?" When you're eating corn flakes, and your brother walks in and asks where his scab collection is.

    "What's grosser than gross?" Drinking a glass of tomato juice, and you find a hair in it...
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    "WGTG" Taking a tour of a milk factory and seeing a dude beating off as you walk by the packaging area.
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    What's grosser than gross? You dream you're eating cottage cheese, you wake up and your grandma is sitting on your face...

    What's grosser than gross? You sit on your grandpas lap and he pops a boner.....
    What's grosser than grosser than gross? You sit on your grandmas lap and she pops a boner....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zarken View Post
    "WGTG" Taking a tour of a milk factory and seeing a dude beating off as you walk by the packaging area.
    Nasty....

    Quote Originally Posted by BB71Mopar View Post
    What's grosser than gross? You dream you're eating cottage cheese, you wake up and your grandma is sitting on your face...

    What's grosser than gross? You sit on your grandpas lap and he pops a boner.....
    What's grosser than grosser than gross? You sit on your grandmas lap and she pops a boner....
    LOL..
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    Holy flashbacks!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BB71Mopar View Post
    What's grosser than gross? You dream you're eating cottage cheese, you wake up and your grandma is sitting on your face...

    What's grosser than gross? You sit on your grandpas lap and he pops a boner.....
    What's grosser than grosser than gross? You sit on your grandmas lap and she pops a boner....
    Someone has some grandparent issues.
    Just saying. Might want to look into that.
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    lol repped to you crazy fellas.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DRKCYDE View Post
    Someone has some grandparent issues.
    Just saying. Might want to look into that.
    Just the ones I heard back in the day....
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    "When you're having sex with a pregnant woman, and something grabs your dick"
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    Quote Originally Posted by mike94zlt1 View Post
    "when you're having sex with a pregnant woman, and something grabs your dick"
    lmfao!!!!
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